February 2012
18 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
my parents are just SO awesome.
telling me the reason they’re still together is because of me and everything. nice move guys nice move. I’m so sick of being stuck in the middle. who wants to move out of their house and live in an apartment with me?!
I don't know what picture I should choose for the...
I'm goin to Disney World!!!
My parents talked Kevin into going with me! Sooo happyfullll!
I'm in photo...till 9
…it’s 6:58 right now….gonna miss Alcatraz again.
January 2012
19 posts
in love with Dick Van Dyke not gonna lie.
Future tattoo. →
"Elvis" in Forest Gump
wanting to crawl out of my own skin...
lessthan-lovely:
loveina-lapdance:
cyruspotnoodle:
wandanyan:
theon-stark:
blokeinabowtie:
brohirrim:
iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That...
ALL I FUCKING WANT TO DO IS GO TO DISNEY WITH YOU!
SO PISSED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS WEEK YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE ME VERY HAPPY ON MY BIRTHDAY WHICH WAS GOING TO BE TELLING ME TO BOOK OUR TRIP TO DISNEY!
I’M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT! YOU’RE SO FUCKING HOT AND COLD! ONE DAY IT’S “I LOVE YOU ALL I WANT TO DO IS GO WITH YOU TO DISNEY!” AND “I LOVE YOU LET’S GET MARRIED.” THEN THE NEXT...
100 QUESTIONS
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight? A
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes? M
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
I miss my puppies! =[
Just letting you know you didn't break me.
December 2011
15 posts
I just want to grow up, get the job of my dream,...
heretoday—gonetomorrow:
I know it sounds weird, but I’m tired of being young.
I completely understand.
Anonymous asked: why do you refer to me as your ex best ffriend we were never best friends ever "get that through your head"
just applied for some credit cards lol cool.
freefromthemadness asked: lmao this is just funny now. i'm so over it actually. but do you really think a give 2 fucks if you believe me? honestly what relevance do you have in my life? none. find another relationship to get involved in because me and my boyfriend really could care less about your 3rd drama. noo one cares about this situation except you and that's a little scary that you care about my life this...
funny as fuck.
I think it’s really funny that you think you know anything about me. I know you can say the SAME exact thing, but the fact of the matter is you are like every other coward/slut/white trash from “m-pequa”! lmao I’m sorry we all know what you did and I’m sorry you think him telling you that he doesn’t want to be involved in the drama YOU in fact started it...
